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theanimalblog:

by Martin Patten

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

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ptjtsubasa:

Oh my.

Print orders shipped

paperbeatsscissors:

Shipping orders is hard. I’m not going to lie, there’s a good chance that one day I will send someone an empty package…

fuckyeahashes:

fucking jesus

fuckyeahashes:

fucking jesus

duckduckgrey-goose:

turingtester:

tlyudacris:

kcjo:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

make a nice jumper n pants out of that shit and then go to war, be invincible, never back down

Science boner.

science boner.

duckduckgrey-goose:

turingtester:

tlyudacris:

kcjo:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

make a nice jumper n pants out of that shit and then go to war, be invincible, never back down

Science boner.

science boner.

ninjaharmony:

son-of-a-batch-of-cookies:

letsgofortextingandscones:

loyalnerdwp:

Oh hey that’s cool - WAIT WHAT THIS IS A DRAWING

THIS IS A DRAWING
THIS IS A DRAWING
THIS IS A DRAWING

ninjaharmony:

son-of-a-batch-of-cookies:

letsgofortextingandscones:

loyalnerdwp:

Oh hey that’s cool - WAIT WHAT THIS IS A DRAWING

THIS IS A DRAWING

THIS IS A DRAWING

THIS IS A DRAWING

yamino:

theanimalblog:

Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.  Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features

Nobody ever does this for me…

yamino:

theanimalblog:

Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.  Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features

Nobody ever does this for me…